acapellatune:

itshannahclyton:

On my way to the skateboarding park, I ran into a man that was running and or exercising. Normal right? Yeah, that’s what I thought. It was just another day where I get ready for my usual day of laziness and go to the skate park to get some rad skills in. But here’s the catch, when I was riding there, a man that probably weighed like 200 pounds bumps into me and I falls flat on my face. What I didn’t know was that they guy had his shirt off and it was hairy as a tumbleweed. Suddenly I was being lifted off the ground because the man pulled me close to his chest. And the worst part about it was that he was sweating extremely heavy. 

Worst experience of my life. I may be traumatized for the rest of Aussie life.

I’m assuming that his weight wasn’t appropriately proportioned… I’m sorry to hear that! Repress it!

I will try but having that in my head and experiencing it first hand probably won’t go away. I’ll be having nightmares until I’m 90.

On my way to the skateboarding park, I ran into a man that was running and or exercising. Normal right? Yeah, that’s what I thought. It was just another day where I get ready for my usual day of laziness and go to the skate park to get some rad skills in. But here’s the catch, when I was riding there, a man that probably weighed like 200 pounds bumps into me and I falls flat on my face. What I didn’t know was that they guy had his shirt off and it was hairy as a tumbleweed. Suddenly I was being lifted off the ground because the man pulled me close to his chest. And the worst part about it was that he was sweating extremely heavy. 

Worst experience of my life. I may be traumatized for the rest of Aussie life.

oneandonlytina:

itshannahclyton:

oneandonlytina:

itshannahclyton:

Worst idea ever. Sick to my toes. Never again, I don’t recommend.

Being melodramatic here but, someone call 911.

Really? I’m a big fan of sushi. Though, you can get bad sushi but it all depends on the place where you get it from.

Oh God, did I offend you? Because I don’t intend to, even if I’m sarcastic all the time.

No you didn’t, don’t worry. I know that sushi isn’t for everyone and is an acquired taste.

Yeah, not everyone.

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oneandonlytina:

itshannahclyton:

Worst idea ever. Sick to my toes. Never again, I don’t recommend.

Being melodramatic here but, someone call 911.

Really? I’m a big fan of sushi. Though, you can get bad sushi but it all depends on the place where you get it from.

Oh God, did I offend you? Because I don’t intend to, even if I’m sarcastic all the time.

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acapellatune:

itshannahclyton:

Worst idea ever. Sick to my toes. Never again, I don’t recommend.

Being melodramatic here but, someone call 911.

Food poisoning? That happened to me once… Did you get it from a Chinese buffet?

I don’t know what this is and no, I ordered in from some fast food place. Can’t remember yet I’m dying.

Worst idea ever. Sick to my toes. Never again, I don’t recommend.

Being melodramatic here but, someone call 911.

Going out for a bit with the rents so I’ll be back later.

Peace out.

Never watched it but it looks good from what I’ve read in the description.

This is why I love Americans/America because they have good taste in movies. As that being said, I’m watching it and heading to bed. Night everyone!